How to finish that last minute assignment

that-flamboyant-cuttlefish:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

REBLOGGING FOR MY SISTER

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I START COLLEGE AGAIN IN TWO WEEKS.

NECESSARY THINGS.

(Source: gamerspirit)

thin-is-not-perfect:

Love this woman.

eva-unitxvx:

Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

I would be in there for hours and hours reading them all.

(Source: fredydecisive)

“I never know why. I only know who.”

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow.

(Source: nopietyjustpieandtea)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

frenchhornsandunicorns:

latewithstarbutts:

verysmallhands:

manimanimore:

weary-spine:

themagicmelodicmask:

kumikoala:

lascocks:

east-idegengar:

I can’t pick my favourite

these are things i would write

Number #5 killed me

These sound like things I would write. I love books with quirky first-person narration.

I can’t decide which one’s my favorite omfg

The hummingbirds

The lamp just sat there, Like AN INANIMATE OBJECTAYSGDU OHHICFKDJ FDKC.

After #5 I just

THIS IS THE BEST LIST OF THINGS EVER

(Source: niallthatvampiremoney)

girls at my school:

if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs:

nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs:

gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

(Source: the-women-of-snl)

(Source: 3swallows)

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

(Source: thordoftherings)

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can

(Source: paralysedbeaver)