so does anyone remember that “book of politically correct fairy tales” that i got the other day
I’M READING IT AGAIN AND I STARTED LAUGHING
it’s like if Tumblr wrote a book
(via kagekiid)Source: fortroughs
“The young kids recognize me, and they are terrified, genuinely terrified, but also drawn toward you, I always find that is one of the privileges. You get to be so vivid in children’s imagination. The little girls feel ambivalent too; they kind of love her, and they like dressing up as her and, believe me, it’s honestly fun to wear the costume. I made her childlike deliberately so kids could relate to her as the ultimate naughty one. And there is fun in being naughty. She is a total version of age 3. There’s no parenting class on handling that one.”
- Helena Bonham Carter
(via kagekiid)Source: odious
I DON’T REBLOG THIS KINDA STUFF I SWEAR
BUT HOLY SHIT
IT’S ON THE FLOOR
I need a Doctor.
I don’t even fancy Matt Smith, but wow… I thought it was some male model until I saw his face :O
Geronimo my ass, sir.
(via unbroken-girl-on-fire)Source: doctahmalfoy
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
(via unbroken-girl-on-fire)Source: ty-jack
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
(via arineat)Source: desidere
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK
THE WHISPER AT THE END.